To start things, here are some awesome perks of being Dad (in no particular order):
1. You can dance in public and no one will judge except your wife, children, and anyone in the immediate vicinity.
1. You can dance in public and no one will judge except your wife, children, and anyone in the immediate vicinity.
Must use these moves soon in the mall
That is his toy, I am just making sure it lasts. :P |
3. Watching cartoons and playing games is now mandatory, to make sure that it imparts the correct values and research purposes. The same thing applies to junk food and kiddie meals to make sure they are healthy.
4. Daddy jokes are expected no matter how bad joke is. The only downside is your library of green jokes is now heavily censored in your home.
Mwuhahaha! |
5. You can now start saying " When I was young, we would..". I can't wait to get older so I can be the cranky old man.
6. And of course this:
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